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The husband picks up a \u2026case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026\u2019What do you think you\u2019re doing?\u2019 asks the wife.\u2018<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They\u2019re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans\u2019, he replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Put them back, it\u2019s a waste of money\u2019, demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of \u2026face cream and puts it in the basket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you think you\u2019re doing?\u2019 asks the husband\u2026 \u201cIt\u2019s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,\u2019 replies the wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband says, \u2018So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it\u2019s half the price\u2026.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game<\/p>\n\n\n\n HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!<\/p>\n\n\n\n HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife: are you ready<\/p>\n\n\n\n Husband: Yes ready<\/p>\n\n\n\n WIFE: TURKEY<\/p>\n\n\n\n It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird<\/p>\n\n\n\n Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!<\/p>\n\n\n\n An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said, thinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then he asked his friend, \u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower<\/p>\n\n\n\n people give on special occasions?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou mean a rose?\u201d asked his friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, \u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What do you think you\u2019re doing? A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a \u2026case of Miller Lite and puts… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10467,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10463"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10469,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10463\/revisions\/10469"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/A-husband-and-wife-playing-game.jpg\")
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If you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/765.png\")
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