{"id":11711,"date":"2024-08-24T04:36:33","date_gmt":"2024-08-24T04:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=11711"},"modified":"2024-08-24T04:36:33","modified_gmt":"2024-08-24T04:36:33","slug":"first-night-of-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=11711","title":{"rendered":"First night of their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">First night of their honeymoon<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Noi-dung-doan-van-ban-cua-ban-62.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-159898\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn\u2019t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about&nbsp;<strong>her awful breath, which so far, she\u2019s been able to cover up.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cI have a confession.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cDarling, so do I.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Recoiling, he says,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cDon\u2019t tell me\u2014you\u2019ve eaten my socks.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/0121.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-86370\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny went to the mall and rushed to a toy shop to pick up a toy plane. He gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and then started to leave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The shopkeeper told him,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cExcuse me, little boy, this isn\u2019t real money.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny continued walking out of the shop without any reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Little Johnny kept walking.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Screenshot_581.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-86372\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>The third time the shopkeeper called him, and Johnny said<strong>&nbsp;\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The shopkeeper said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, young man, but this is not real money.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201d And this isn\u2019t a real plane.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Screenshot_579.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-86350\"\/><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First night of their honeymoon On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn\u2019t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11712,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11713,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11711\/revisions\/11713"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}