{"id":19319,"date":"2024-09-25T22:00:02","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=19319"},"modified":"2024-09-25T22:00:03","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:00:03","slug":"my-wife-and-i-were-trapped-in-an-elevator-and-when-we-finally-got-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=19319","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I were trapped in an elevator, and when we finally got home\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">My wife and I were trapped in an elevator, and when we finally got home\u2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/460963552_122185197464204252_5799264918233418167_n-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/460963552_122185197464204252_5799264918233418167_n-1.jpg 750w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/460963552_122185197464204252_5799264918233418167_n-1-300x205.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Stuck in the Elevator<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife and I got trapped in an elevator. When we finally made it home, we couldn\u2019t wait to tell the story to our kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Kids\u2019 Reaction<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>We expected some excitement or concern. Instead, they just stared at us and asked, \u201cSoooo\u2026 did ya get out?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Pact<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife and I exchanged glances. In that moment, we silently agreed: we might as well start drinking away their college fund!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I were trapped in an elevator, and when we finally got home\u2026 Stuck in the Elevator My wife and I got trapped in an&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19330,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19331,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19319\/revisions\/19331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}