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She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay, and the other was a drunk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He proved to be a hard worker, who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, they worked together, and the ranch was doing better than ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, \u201cYou have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on a Saturday night. One o\u2019clock came, however, and he didn\u2019t return. Two o\u2019clock, and no ranch hand. Finally, he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the house, he found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She quietly called him over to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUnbutton my blouse and take it off,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trembling, he did as she directed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNow take off my boots.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He did so, slowly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNow take off my skirt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He took it off as she continued to watch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNow take off my bra.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Again, with trembling hands, he did as she directed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then she looked at him and said, \u201cIf you ever wear my clothes into town again, you\u2019re fired<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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