{"id":21130,"date":"2024-10-02T09:32:26","date_gmt":"2024-10-02T09:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=21130"},"modified":"2025-02-10T10:00:42","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T10:00:42","slug":"two-pretentious-affluent-women-show-an-elderly-woman-some-attitude-unaware-of-the-surprising-response-she-would-give","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=21130","title":{"rendered":"Two pretentious affluent women>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Two pretentious affluent women show an elderly woman some attitude, unaware of the surprising response she would give.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"564\" height=\"617\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461593355_122187008492204252_4546265577681452184_n-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461593355_122187008492204252_4546265577681452184_n-1.jpg 564w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461593355_122187008492204252_4546265577681452184_n-1-274x300.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Lavish Elevator Ride<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>An elderly woman rides the elevator in a lavish New York City office building. Suddenly, a young, beautiful woman enters, exuding an air of confidence and the scent of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The First Encounter<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>The young woman turns to the elderly Italian lady. With an arrogant tone, she declares, \u201cGiorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Another Young Woman Joins<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>A few floors later, another attractive woman enters the elevator. Like the first, she carries a strong scent of luxury. She glances at the old woman and smugly states, \u201cChanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Old Woman\u2019s Departure<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, the elevator reaches the old woman\u2019s floor. As she exits, she glances back at both women. In a surprising twist, she bends over, farts, and proclaims, \u201cBroccoli, 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two pretentious affluent women show an elderly woman some attitude, unaware of the surprising response she would give. A Lavish Elevator Ride An elderly woman rides the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21143,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44524,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21130\/revisions\/44524"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}