{"id":22825,"date":"2024-10-08T10:26:05","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T10:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=22825"},"modified":"2025-02-10T16:43:42","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T16:43:42","slug":"a-little-old-lady-who-was-very-spiritual-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=22825","title":{"rendered":"A Little Old Lady Who>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Little Old Lady Who Was Very Spiritual.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Discover-the-Delight-of-Lentil-Patties-A-Vegan-Recipe-That-Rivals-Meat-34.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-138809\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>There was a little old lady who was very spiritual,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cPraise the Lord!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So after a month or so of her yelling&nbsp;<strong>\u201cPraise the Lord\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;from her porch,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The neighbour went outside on his porch and yelled back,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cThere is no Lord!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet, the little old lady continued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One cold, wintery day, when the little old lady couldn\u2019t get to the store due to snowfall, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cHelp me Lord, I have no more money, it\u2019s cold, and I have no more food.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cPraise the Lord! \u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;she yelled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cHaha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and yelled,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cPraise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Little Old Lady Who Was Very Spiritual. There was a little old lady who was very spiritual, Who would step out on her porch every day,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22826,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44799,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22825\/revisions\/44799"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}