{"id":22924,"date":"2024-10-09T08:49:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T08:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=22924"},"modified":"2025-02-10T20:15:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T20:15:29","slug":"my-boyfriend-proposed-to-me-in-public-at-a-restaurant-and-i-immediately-slapped-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=22924","title":{"rendered":"My Boyfriend Proposed to>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">My Boyfriend Proposed to Me in Public at a Restaurant, and I Immediately Slapped Him<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>A dream proposal on my birthday at a bustling restaurant should\u2019ve been romantic until it wasn\u2019t. When my boyfriend got down on one knee and showed me the ring, I never expected the moment to turn into a nightmare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The candles on my birthday cake had just been blown out. One moment, I was grinning ear to ear, surrounded by my loved ones in the cozy Italian restaurant. The next, I was staring in disbelief. Noah, my boyfriend of five years, surprised me by getting down on one knee with a ring\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/5ec894945609f1a6c4c6261f143ed8a4b245c9798ef31d6e00c4a6f945a9187c.png\" alt=\"Close-up shot of a man holding a velvet box nestling a ring | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Close-up shot of a man holding a velvet box nestling a ring | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClarissa,\u201d he began, \u201cthese past five years have been the happiest of my life. Will you\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I didn\u2019t let him finish. As soon as I saw the ring nestled in the box, my hand shot out, landing with a resounding SMACK across Noah\u2019s cheek. The restaurant fell silent, save for the collective gasp from our families.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah\u2019s hand flew to his reddening cheek, his eyes wide with shock. \u201cClarissa! What on earth\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow could you?\u201d I hissed, tears stinging my eyes. \u201cHow dare you propose to me with THAT RING?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/b2e455aaae7f18c614609b103a48d5f7f881400e97fd0864c235295027764444.png\" alt=\"An angry woman yelling | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An angry woman yelling | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Confusion clouded Noah\u2019s eyes. \u201cWhat are you talking about? I picked this out especially for you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I snatched the ring from the box, my hands shaking as I examined it. The delicate band, adorned with colorful diamonds, was exactly as I remembered from the photo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And there, on the side of the band, was the damning engraving of the initials:&nbsp;<strong>L.F.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t lie to me, Noah. This is Lorraine\u2019s ring. My best friend\u2019s ring!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/0336e2d7cf0e5292ab16514b956a04208601e06745dbc6caffeedcd9bf49d55e.png\" alt=\"A diamond ring with an engraving of the letters 'L.F.' | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A diamond ring with an engraving of the letters \u2018L.F.\u2019 | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah\u2019s face paled. \u201cLorraine? What does she have to do with this?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I could feel the eyes of every patron in the restaurant boring into us. My cheeks burned with anger and embarrassment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShe showed me a picture of this exact ring last week. Said it was from her \u2018secret boyfriend.\u2019 I can\u2019t believe you\u2019ve been sneaking around with my best friend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cClarissa, you\u2019ve got it all wrong. I would never\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou would never what, Noah? Never cheat on me? Never lie to my face? Well, the evidence is right here!\u201d I thrust the ring in his face, my hand trembling with rage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/c7bd4ed66144654748eff9d49646aa4715a47bb0dd46d780c4815e622013acff.png\" alt=\"A startled man in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A startled man in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah stood up, his face cloaked with hurt and frustration. \u201cClarissa, please, just listen to me for a second. This is all a huge misunderstanding!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA misunderstanding?\u201d I laughed bitterly. \u201cOh, I understand perfectly. You thought you could have us both, didn\u2019t you? My boyfriend and my best friend, sneaking around behind my back. How long has this been going on, Noah? Weeks? Months?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah ran his hands through his hair, clearly exasperated. \u201cClarissa, I swear to you, there\u2019s nothing going on between me and Lorraine. I don\u2019t know why she has a picture of this ring, but I can explain if you\u2019d just give me a chance!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/6aaf16aa328055d4f1a4384543c3e47f5429cb866a46572ec3de23bddacdb1bd.png\" alt=\"An angry woman shrugging | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An angry woman shrugging | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I shook my head, tears now gushing down my cheeks. \u201cI trusted you, Noah. I loved you. And this is how you repay me? By proposing with another woman\u2019s ring?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My mother stepped forward, her face etched with concern. \u201cClarissa, darling, maybe we should all calm down and\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, Mom! I will not calm down. Do you know what it feels like to have your heart ripped out on your birthday? By the man you love? In front of everyone you love?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/58df8283f6025a8c40db77e5aab71dbc73f4453b6e0d4d7ce82631f69a66ff8e.png\" alt=\"A worried senior woman | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A worried senior woman | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah reached out to touch my arm, but I jerked away. \u201cDon\u2019t touch me! I can\u2019t even look at you right now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClarissa, please. Five years together, and you think I\u2019d throw it all away? That ring is for you. Only you. I don\u2019t know what\u2019s going on with Lorraine, but I swear I had nothing to do with it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I scanned the restaurant, suddenly realizing someone was missing. \u201cWhere is she? Where\u2019s Lorraine?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My brother, Tom, cleared his throat awkwardly. \u201cShe, uh, she left a few minutes ago. Said she wasn\u2019t feeling well.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/0e3bb22380a53c4cbfed7a7cc5cfc682434a3bb330ad9b4a55eaae3e0fb82de3.png\" alt=\"A distressed man holding his head | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A distressed man holding his head | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I laughed. \u201cOf course she did. Couldn\u2019t stand to watch her little plan fall apart, could she?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah\u2019s eyes widened. \u201cPlan? Clarissa, what are you talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, don\u2019t play dumb, Noah. It\u2019s obvious now. Lorraine shows me the ring, knowing you\u2019re going to propose with it. What was the endgame here? To humiliate me? To break us up?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah shook his head vehemently. \u201cClarissa, I swear to you, I have no idea what\u2019s going on. But I love you. Only you. Please, can we just talk about this?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/3fd2a2a99821dd2a48c6058498704546cef6c73cd0a52129ed6c037dfcf7190e.png\" alt=\"A woman crossing her arms | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman crossing her arms | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took a deep breath, trying to steady myself. The rational part of my brain was screaming at me to listen, to give Noah a chance to explain. But the hurt, the betrayal, it was all too much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI need some air,\u201d I muttered, turning towards the exit. \u201cI need to find Lorraine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClarissa, wait!\u201d Noah called after me. \u201cLet me come with you. We can sort this out together.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I paused at the door, turning to face him one last time. \u201cNo, Noah. I need to do this on my own. I need to hear the truth from Lorraine herself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/f2584a225e963c51e0f3a8ca2f93827c31027e72fe35045fde4ecda2543b597e.png\" alt=\"A woman at the doorway | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman at the doorway | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With that, I stormed out of the restaurant, leaving behind a stunned Noah and a room full of bewildered guests, determined to confront my best friend and uncover the truth behind this birthday disaster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cool night air hit me like a slap to the face as I burst out onto the sidewalk. I spotted Lorraine\u2019s retreating figure half a block away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLORRAINE!\u201d I shouted, my voice echoing off the buildings. \u201cStop right there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She froze, her shoulders hunching as if bracing for impact. As I reached her, she turned slowly, a haunted look in her eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/4893054be66de9e3aa20a881ff898c0b975336865249455545dcd1a9131f7abb.png\" alt=\"A startled woman on the road | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A startled woman on the road | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClarissa, I can explain,\u201d she began.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cExplain what? How you\u2019ve been sneaking around with my boyfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lorraine\u2019s eyes widened. \u201cWhat? No! I would never\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSave it. I saw the ring, Lorraine. The one you said your \u2018secret boyfriend\u2019 gave you. Well, guess what? Noah just tried to propose to me with that exact ring!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/16caa6ec29a5b98f29e2533da4707f8d923536dd44c5f714a2ca4da56256fd4e.png\" alt=\"A woman yelling on the road | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman yelling on the road | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To my surprise, Lorraine\u2019s face crumpled, and she burst into tears. \u201cOh, Clarissa, I\u2019ve made such a terrible mistake.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before she could continue, Noah came jogging up, slightly out of breath. \u201cClarissa, please,\u201d he panted, \u201clet me explain.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I turned on him, my eyes blazing. \u201cExplain what, Noah? How you thought you could propose to me with my best friend\u2019s ring?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah ran a hand through his hair, frustration evident in his voice. \u201cIt\u2019s not Lorraine\u2019s ring! I had it custom-made for you. L.F. doesn\u2019t stand for Lorraine. Or Fisher. It stands for \u2018Love Forever.\u2019 It\u2019s our thing, remember?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/35325d061573861740cdced8fbe4fc86ff3359d7951819e565d9407d85a1dbf1.png\" alt=\"A man standing on the road | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A man standing on the road | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I faltered for a moment, remembering how we always signed our messages to each other with L.F. But then I shook my head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow did Lorraine have a picture of it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah turned to Lorraine, confused. \u201cYeah, Lorraine. How did you have a picture of Clarissa\u2019s ring?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lorraine took a shuddering breath, wiping at her tear-stained cheeks. \u201cI\u2019m so sorry,\u201d she whispered. \u201cI saw the ring when Noah showed it to me last week. He wanted my opinion, wanted to make sure you\u2019d love it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I felt as if the ground was shifting beneath my feet. \u201cBut\u2026 you said it was from your secret boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/5da9c7be686c684a79e338878b28928266ca8b62bec0062762692ec386c96847.png\" alt=\"A sad woman looking up | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A sad woman looking up | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lorraine\u2019s shoulders sagged. \u201cThere is no secret boyfriend. I made it all up. I\u2026 I was trying to play a prank on you both.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA prank? Lorraine, why would you do something like that?\u201d I gasped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She looked down, unable to meet our eyes. \u201cI was jealous, Clarissa. You and Noah, you\u2019re so perfect together. I thought if I could make you doubt each other, even for a moment\u2026 I don\u2019t know. I guess I wanted to feel like I mattered, like I could impact your relationship somehow.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/1cf05b2a256c2846ccd3641cd324cf7cadc2c388291890c00c5e0504e88ac975.png\" alt=\"A woman gaping in shock | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman gaping in shock | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The anger fueling me suddenly evaporated, replaced by a pang of hurt and pity. \u201cOh, Lorraine, did you really think this was the way to go about it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLorraine, you\u2019re Clarissa\u2019s best friend,\u201d Noah stepped closer. \u201cYou matter to both of us. Why didn\u2019t you just talk to us if you were feeling left out?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lorraine sniffled, shaking her head. \u201cI know it was stupid. I never meant for it to go this far. I thought Clarissa would just get a little suspicious, and then I\u2019d reveal it was all a joke. I didn\u2019t think\u2026 I didn\u2019t realize how much damage it would cause.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/babcead3424a98cb8c84380a9c08fb41dbec61c39b60bd9164cda39a10e21c8e.png\" alt=\"A sad woman holding her face | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A sad woman holding her face | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I turned to Noah, tears welling in my eyes. \u201cHoney, I\u2019m so sorry. I jumped to conclusions and ruined everything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiled softly, taking my hand in his. \u201cNothing\u2019s ruined. Although I have to say, this wasn\u2019t quite how I imagined this night going.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A watery laugh escaped me. \u201cI imagine not.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m so sorry, both of you,\u201d Lorraine stepped back, her voice trembling. \u201cI never meant for this to happen. I\u2019ll understand if you never want to speak to me again.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/37722780c294a9ba333a3368843e7f3e2a8f208f613c7e995c71eeb8aa3d1fb9.png\" alt=\"A worried man standing on the road | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A worried man standing on the road | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked at my best friend, seeing the pain and regret in her eyes. Despite everything, I couldn\u2019t bear the thought of losing her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLorraine, what you did was wrong. It was hurtful and it could have destroyed my relationship. But you\u2019re still my best friend. We\u2019ll work through this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cReally? After what I did?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I reached out and squeezed her hand. \u201cThat\u2019s what friends do. They forgive. But next time you\u2019re feeling left out or jealous, talk to us. No more pranks, okay?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI promise. Never again.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/8f7a27dd51c33bd974e0b4464f5e17d75e68409f639c376542ab2cbb86e34460.png\" alt=\"A teary-eyed woman | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A teary-eyed woman | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As we made our way back to the restaurant, I couldn\u2019t help but feel a twinge of nervousness. \u201cEveryone must think I\u2019m crazy,\u201d I muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah squeezed my hand reassuringly. \u201cThey\u2019ll understand once we explain.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We stepped back into the restaurant\u2019s warmth, all eyes turning to us. My mother rushed forward, concern etched on her face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClarissa, darling, what happened?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took a deep breath. \u201cThere was a misunderstanding. A big one. But everything\u2019s okay now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/c36399193bfb362d5c80faf2507938faa274339d7f3647dddf0f39c694d7d146.png\" alt=\"A cheerful woman smiling | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A cheerful woman smiling | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noah cleared his throat, addressing our families and the curious onlookers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFolks, I\u2019m sorry for the commotion earlier. If you\u2019ll bear with us for a moment, I\u2019d like to try this again.\u201d He then turned to me, a tender smile on his face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My heart fluttered as Noah once again lowered himself to one knee, producing the ring that had caused so much chaos. This time, I saw it for what it truly was \u2014 a symbol of his love and commitment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/88eb54cb794488d3e279fdfdc667fb7efb6811ffb497c9dc635c60abbaa54545.png\" alt=\"A man holding a diamond ring | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A man holding a diamond ring | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClarissa,\u201d Noah began, \u201cthese past five years have been an adventure. We\u2019ve had our ups and downs, our misunderstandings and make-ups. But through it all, my love for you has only grown stronger. You\u2019re my best friend, my partner in crime, and the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. Will you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tears of joy spilled down my cheeks as I nodded enthusiastically. \u201cYes,\u201d I managed to choke out. \u201cYes, I\u2019ll marry you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/738a051f0491204cd4e52309f7d0d9f3f5bb28076afbe38f16f724ff92ae93a1.png\" alt=\"A woman blushing | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman blushing | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The restaurant erupted in cheers and applause as Noah slipped the ring onto my finger. As he stood and pulled me into a kiss, I knew that this rollercoaster of a night would become a story we\u2019d tell for years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I looked around at the smiling faces of my loved ones, I couldn\u2019t help but think that sometimes,<strong>&nbsp;the unexpected twists and turns make life and love all the more meaningful.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/84688749d2d3facdd194f3062f14732ec16e2eb8ec1db2a7ee2147c2954b4501.png\" alt=\"A delighted woman flaunting her engagement ring | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A delighted woman flaunting her engagement ring | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Boyfriend Proposed to Me in Public at a Restaurant, and I Immediately Slapped Him A dream proposal on my birthday at a bustling restaurant should\u2019ve been&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22925,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22924"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44823,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22924\/revisions\/44823"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}