{"id":22978,"date":"2024-10-09T11:47:59","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T11:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=22978"},"modified":"2025-02-10T20:34:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T20:34:06","slug":"a-husbands-unexpected-dinner-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=22978","title":{"rendered":"A Husband\u2019s Unexpected>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Husband\u2019s Unexpected Dinner Treat<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"501\" height=\"531\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461076893_122186168624204252_9031146582345771839_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23016\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461076893_122186168624204252_9031146582345771839_n.jpg 501w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461076893_122186168624204252_9031146582345771839_n-283x300.jpg 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Sudden Dinner Guest<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>A man brings his best friend home for dinner\u2014completely unannounced\u2014at 7:30 p.m. after work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Wife\u2019s Reaction<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Without hesitation, his wife starts yelling, while the friend sits quietly, just listening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Outburst<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: \u201cMy hair isn\u2019t done, makeup\u2019s a mess, the house is cluttered, the dishes are piling up, and I\u2019m still in pajamas. I\u2019m not even thinking about cooking tonight! Why on earth did you bring him home?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Husband\u2019s Response<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: \u201cHe\u2019s thinking about getting married, so I promised him a demo!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Husband\u2019s Unexpected Dinner Treat A Sudden Dinner Guest A man brings his best friend home for dinner\u2014completely unannounced\u2014at 7:30 p.m. after work. The Wife\u2019s Reaction Without&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23016,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22978"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44842,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22978\/revisions\/44842"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}