{"id":23412,"date":"2024-10-11T10:06:43","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T10:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=23412"},"modified":"2025-02-10T20:42:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T20:42:06","slug":"a-woman-in-her-80s-goes-out-for-a-celebratory-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=23412","title":{"rendered":"A Woman In Her 80s Goes>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Woman In Her 80s Goes Out For A Celebratory Drink<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/viralnewsus.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462406587_491575877204518_5111717463857519719_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/viralnewsus.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462406587_491575877204518_5111717463857519719_n-526x400.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>about:blank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>about:blank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>about:blank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the bartender gives her the drink she says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it\u2019s today\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bartender says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI would like to buy you a drink, too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old woman says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cComing up,\u201d says the bartender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI would like to buy you one, too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old woman says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cComing right up,\u201d the bartender says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As he gives her the drink, he says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old woman replies, \u201cSonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Woman In Her 80s Goes Out For A Celebratory Drink about:blank about:blank A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23412"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44854,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23412\/revisions\/44854"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}