{"id":24081,"date":"2024-10-14T14:58:37","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T14:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24081"},"modified":"2025-02-11T00:03:18","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T00:03:18","slug":"a-classic-comeback-a-92-year-olds-witty-response-to-a-teenagers-sarcasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24081","title":{"rendered":"A Classic Comeback: A 92-Year-Old\u2019s>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Classic Comeback: A 92-Year-Old\u2019s Witty Response to a Teenager\u2019s Sarcasm\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"419\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462295021_122183355356204004_3687765871290116059_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-24103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462295021_122183355356204004_3687765871290116059_n.jpg 419w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462295021_122183355356204004_3687765871290116059_n-266x300.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thearchivist24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/a7f8f392d222d60b8a206b0e84e1c455.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6667\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Classic Comeback: A 92-Year-Old\u2019s Witty Response to a Teenager\u2019s Sarcasm\u201d I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24103,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24081"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44931,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24081\/revisions\/44931"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}