{"id":24091,"date":"2024-10-14T18:02:41","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T18:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24091"},"modified":"2025-02-11T00:11:50","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T00:11:50","slug":"my-wife-and-i-got-stuck-in-an-elevator-and-when-we-got-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24091","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I got stuck in>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462233693_122183230682204004_6012044642035159186_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-24130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462233693_122183230682204004_6012044642035159186_n.jpg 750w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462233693_122183230682204004_6012044642035159186_n-300x205.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They just looked at us and said. \u201cSoooo\u2026.. \u2026did ya get out? \u201cSoooo\u2026.. \u2026did ya get out?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24091"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44942,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24091\/revisions\/44942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}