{"id":2410,"date":"2024-06-14T15:51:01","date_gmt":"2024-06-14T15:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=2410"},"modified":"2024-06-14T15:51:01","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T15:51:01","slug":"lazy-husband-got-the-worst-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=2410","title":{"rendered":"Lazy Husband Got The Worst End"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Lazy Husband Got The Worst End<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"826\" height=\"551\" data-id=\"2411\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/man-being-tired-after-spending-time-his-smartphone_23-2149017769.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/man-being-tired-after-spending-time-his-smartphone_23-2149017769.jpg 826w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/man-being-tired-after-spending-time-his-smartphone_23-2149017769-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/man-being-tired-after-spending-time-his-smartphone_23-2149017769-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 826px) 100vw, 826px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A lazy husband got the \u2018fat\u2019 end\u2026 Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey. Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: \u201cApologies, honey. Alright, let me fix the bathroom door.\u201d Husband: Do I appear to be a carpenter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband then leaves. Upon returning from his trip, he discovers that the door has been repaired and the garden has been cleaned. Husband: \u201cI knew my wife would handle this on her own.\u201d Wife:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s not me. Spouse: so who? Wife: our neighbour Spouse: How much did you pay him? Wife:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, he just offered me to give him bread or\u2026. you know what! Spouse: I hope you gave him bread! Wife: Do I look like a bakery to you?! The Blonde Joke \u201cPlease come over and help me,\u201d a blonde asks her lover over the phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI have a difficult jigsaw puzzle that I\u2019m not sure how to begin.\u201d \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d inquires her partner. \u201cIt\u2019s a rooster, based on the image on the box,\u201d the blonde responds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her partner chooses to visit and offer assistance with the puzzle. She shows him the puzzle parts strewn on the table when he gets there. After a few minute of studying the fragments, he turns to face her and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/my-spouse-has-been-acting-strangely-recently-hooked-to-his-phone-and-arriving-home-much-later-than-usual\/\" title=\"\"> ALSO READ<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFirst off, we are not going to be able to put these parts together to make anything that even remotely resembles a rooster, no matter what we do.\u201d He takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to unwind. Next, let\u2019s enjoy a lovely cup of tea.\u201d He, \u201cLet\u2019s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box,\u201d with a heavy sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lazy Husband Got The Worst End A lazy husband got the \u2018fat\u2019 end\u2026 Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey. 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