{"id":24101,"date":"2024-10-14T19:43:49","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T19:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24101"},"modified":"2025-02-11T00:32:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T00:32:02","slug":"elderly-mans-having-a-problem-with-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24101","title":{"rendered":"Elderly man\u2019s>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Elderly man\u2019s having a problem with gas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/usaviral4.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463106862_122174741318133979_3826675794657811819_n-526x381.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"463106862_122174741318133979_3826675794657811819_n\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An elderly man goes to the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTake these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.\u201d<br>A week later, the man complains,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOK, now that your sinuses are clear, let\u2019s check your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elderly man\u2019s having a problem with gas An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, \u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24158,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24101"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44952,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24101\/revisions\/44952"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}