{"id":24633,"date":"2024-10-17T11:42:13","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T11:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24633"},"modified":"2025-02-11T17:21:20","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T17:21:20","slug":"wife-receives-a-divorce-letter-from-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24633","title":{"rendered":"Wife receives a divorce letter>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Wife receives a divorce letter from husband<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Dear Wife,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m writing to let you know that I\u2019m leaving you for good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve tried to be a good husband for our 7 years of marriage, but I have nothing to show for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The past two weeks have been incredibly tough. Your boss informed me that you quit your job today,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

and that was the final straw. Last week, you came home and didn\u2019t notice my new haircut,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

the fact that I cooked your favorite meal, or that I was wearing new silk boxers. You ate in two minutes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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then went straight to sleep after watching your TV shows. You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

and there\u2019s no intimacy between us. Whether you\u2019re cheating or just don\u2019t love me anymore, it\u2019s over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m leaving, and your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together. Have a great life!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your Ex-Husband<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. Don\u2019t try to find me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dear Ex-Husband,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Receiving your letter made my day. Yes, we\u2019ve been married for 7 years, but a good man you are not. I watch TV to drown out your constant whining, which doesn\u2019t even work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I noticed your haircut, but it made you look like a girl, so I decided not to comment. When you cooked \u201cmy favorite meal,\u201d you must have confused me with my sister, as I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. As for the new silk boxers, I turned away because they still had the $49.99 price tag, and my sister had borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despite all this, I still loved you and thought we could make it work. So when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Everything happens for a reason, I guess. My lawyer says your letter ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Signed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. My sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that\u2019s not a problem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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