{"id":24852,"date":"2024-10-18T10:45:14","date_gmt":"2024-10-18T10:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24852"},"modified":"2025-02-11T21:45:46","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T21:45:46","slug":"hello-hi-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24852","title":{"rendered":"\u201cHello. Hi Honey>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u201cHello. Hi Honey.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cNo daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.\u201d After a short pause, daddy says: \u201cbut honey, you don\u2019t have an uncle Paul.\u201d \u201cOh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a short time, daddy says: \u201cOkay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and know on the bedroom door and scream that daddy\u2019s car just pulled into the driveway.\u201d \u201cOkay daddy, just a minute.\u201d A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone. \u201cI did it daddy.\u201d \u201cAnd what happened honey?\u201d daddy asked. \u201cWell, mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn\u2019t moving at all.\u201d \u201cOh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is dead. Long pause \u2026 The daddy says, \u201cSwimming pool? \u2026. Is this 486-5731?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cHello. Hi Honey. \u201cNo daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.\u201d After a short pause, daddy says: \u201cbut honey, you don\u2019t have an uncle… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24852"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45190,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24852\/revisions\/45190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}