{"id":24913,"date":"2024-10-18T16:54:53","date_gmt":"2024-10-18T16:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24913"},"modified":"2025-02-11T23:54:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T23:54:09","slug":"this-boy-just-got-expelled-from-school-but-when-his-dad-asked-why-he-told-him-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=24913","title":{"rendered":"THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. BUT WHEN HIS DAD ASKED WHY, HE TOLD HIM THIS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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A young boy tells his father, \u201cDad, our math teacher wants to see you.\u201d The father asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d The boy replies, \u201cShe asked me, \u2018How much is 7 * 9?\u2019 I said \u201963,\u2019 then she asked, \u2018And 9 * 7?\u2019 So I said, \u2018What\u2019s the f*cking difference?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The father, amused, responds, \u201cIndeed, what is the difference? Sure, I\u2019ll go.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The next day, the boy comes home and asks, \u201cDad, have you gone to school yet?\u201d His father says, \u201cNot yet.\u201d The boy then adds, \u201cWhen you do, see the gym teacher too.\u201d Confused, the father asks, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The boy explains, \u201cIn gym class, the teacher asked me to raise my left arm, then my right. Then he told me to lift my right leg, which I did. Finally, he said, \u2018Lift your left leg,\u2019 so I asked, \u2018What, am I supposed to stand on my cock!?\u2019\u201d The father, laughing, says, \u201cExactly. Alright, I\u2019ll come.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The next day, the boy tells his father, \u201cNever mind. I got expelled.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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