{"id":25203,"date":"2024-10-19T15:45:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-19T15:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=25203"},"modified":"2025-02-12T00:18:24","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T00:18:24","slug":"please-shave-it-off-brilliant-continuation-in-the-first-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=25203","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPlease shave it off\u2026 Brilliant>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u201cPlease shave it off\u2026 Brilliant continuation in the first comment\u00a0<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPlease shave it off\u2026 Brilliant continuation in the first comment&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fskp2-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/461581808_122118232982461734_8431318000507482877_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=yautRViPS3UQ7kNvgGq4x4y&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fskp2-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=AXxF_9lvGeE2FcIpR0nlVzZ&amp;oh=00_AYD5bpsUTjl2OMtHQyahzoTR0iJZ-N1mMg9ltnQ51nydZQ&amp;oe=67146C44\" alt=\"May be an image of one or more people, beard and text\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh Paddy.\u201d she said, \u201cPlease shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely face\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t,\u201d said Paddy, \u201cMy wife loves this beard, she\u2019d kill me if I shaved it off!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPlease!\u201d\u2026she pleaded in a sexy seductive voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paddy gives in and shaves the beard off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Later that night, Paddy crawls into the bed while his wife was sleeping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His wife wakes up and feels his face in the dark, she then says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh Michael, you shouldn\u2019t be here now, Paddy will be back home shortly!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease shave it off\u2026 Brilliant continuation in the first comment\u00a0 \u201cPlease shave it off\u2026 Brilliant continuation in the first comment&nbsp; A married man was visiting his girlfriend&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25224,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45245,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25203\/revisions\/45245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}