{"id":29744,"date":"2024-11-06T23:45:51","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T23:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=29744"},"modified":"2024-11-06T23:45:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T23:45:51","slug":"did-santa-get-you-that-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=29744","title":{"rendered":"Did Santa get you that?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Did Santa get you that?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"552\" height=\"506\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-475.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29745\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-475.png 552w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-475-300x275.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 552px) 100vw, 552px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In this humorous story, a cop on horseback stops a young girl riding her bike and asks, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d when he sees her bike. After she responds affirmatively, he fines her $5 for not having a reflector light on her bike. The girl, unphased, turns the conversation around and asks the cop if Santa got him his horse. The cop laughs and agrees, saying, &#8220;He sure did!&#8221; The girl, quick-witted, retorts, \u201cNext year, tell Santa the <em>d<\/em>ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d The exchange highlights the girl&#8217;s cleverness and ability to turn a situation to her advantage, making the cop&#8217;s attempt at authority backfire with humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=29741\">ALSO READ&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did Santa get you that? In this humorous story, a cop on horseback stops a young girl riding her bike and asks, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29745,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29744"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29746,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29744\/revisions\/29746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}