{"id":3036,"date":"2024-06-22T09:55:42","date_gmt":"2024-06-22T09:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=3036"},"modified":"2024-06-22T09:55:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-22T09:55:42","slug":"the-best-bubba-joke-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=3036","title":{"rendered":"THE BEST BUBBA JOKE \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.The three men had always done everything together!!!!!Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, \u201cYup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.\u201dThe mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, \u201cNope, ain\u2019t Bubba.\u201dThe mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.Gary looked at the body and said, \u201cYup he\u2019s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.\u201d The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, \u201cNo, it ain\u2019t Bubba.\u201dThe mortician asked, \u201cHow can you tell?\u201dGary said, \u201cWell, Bubba had two assholes.\u201d\u201cWhat? He had two assholes?\u201d asked the mortician.Yup, I\u2019ve never seen \u2018em, but everyone knew he had two assholes.Every time we went to town, folks would say, \u201cHere comes Bubba with them two assholes!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3036"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3036"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3037,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3036\/revisions\/3037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}