{"id":30567,"date":"2024-11-12T19:50:44","date_gmt":"2024-11-12T19:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=30567"},"modified":"2024-11-12T19:50:44","modified_gmt":"2024-11-12T19:50:44","slug":"check-the-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=30567","title":{"rendered":"Check the comments!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Check the comments!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"681\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-30568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-683.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-683-232x300.png 232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A little girl says to her mother: \u201cMummy, when you were away at work, a lady came around\u2026\u201d \u201cNot now,\u201d says Mummy. \u201cWait until Daddy gets home.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When Daddy arrives, Mummy says, \u201cNow, dear, tell us what you were saying about Daddy and the lady.\u201d Daddy begins to speak, but Mummy interrupts, \u201cYou be quiet \u2013 I\u2019ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Go ahead, dear.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the little girl starts, \u201cDaddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed without him noticing. I saw them talking and laughing at the top of the stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then they went into your bedroom and closed the door, but I peeked through the keyhole.\u201d \u201cWhat did you see?\u201d asks Mummy. \u201cI saw them talking some more and laughing, and then they lay on the bed together,\u201d the little girl continues. \u201cAnd then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was away last year.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=30564\">Also read&#8230;&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check the comments! A little girl says to her mother: \u201cMummy, when you were away at work, a lady came around\u2026\u201d \u201cNot now,\u201d says Mummy. \u201cWait until&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30568,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30569,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30567\/revisions\/30569"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/30568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}