{"id":33433,"date":"2024-11-22T23:56:09","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T23:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=33433"},"modified":"2025-02-22T09:49:44","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T09:49:44","slug":"joke-of-the-day-at-the-hotel-with-my-mistress-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=33433","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day | At the hotel with my mistress>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"792\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1647-792x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1647-792x1024.png 792w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1647-232x300.png 232w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1647-768x993.png 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1647.png 990w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 792px) 100vw, 792px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I saw my father-in-law\u2019s car parked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems. So, I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laughed, pointing out that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, so I asked him:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;What\u2019s wrong with you? You seem upset.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He replied, &#8216;How the hell wouldn\u2019t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=33424\">also read&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I saw my father-in-law\u2019s car parked. I lost all desire and, of course, if&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33434,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33433"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33433"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48149,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33433\/revisions\/48149"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}