{"id":33588,"date":"2024-11-23T08:05:47","date_gmt":"2024-11-23T08:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=33588"},"modified":"2025-02-22T10:18:14","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T10:18:14","slug":"didnt-see-this-one-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=33588","title":{"rendered":"Didn&#8217;t see this one coming>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"664\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1696.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33589\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1696.png 720w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-1696-300x277.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In a bizarre and satirical legal move, Kyle Rittenhouse has reportedly filed a lien against Whoopi Goldberg&#8217;s Malibu home for $22 million. Drawing on a fictional 1957 case, <em>The United States v The Little Green Men from Mars<\/em>, Rittenhouse&#8217;s legal team, led by an attorney named Mr. Slithers, argues that if contractors can file liens, so can individuals\u2014or even &#8220;lizard people.&#8221; The case, based on the absurd premise of extraterrestrial beings claiming damages on Earth, supposedly set a precedent allowing liens on planets and properties. Legal experts find the claim ludicrous, and Goldberg has not publicly responded. This is a satirical piece, blending real and fictional elements for humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=33585\">also read&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a bizarre and satirical legal move, Kyle Rittenhouse has reportedly filed a lien against Whoopi Goldberg&#8217;s Malibu home for $22 million. Drawing on a fictional 1957&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33588"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33588"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48172,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33588\/revisions\/48172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}