{"id":34738,"date":"2024-11-27T13:43:45","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T13:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=34738"},"modified":"2025-02-23T00:25:49","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T00:25:49","slug":"my-husband-sent-me-a-cake-to-announce-our-divorce-but-a-few-days-later-he-came-crawling-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=34738","title":{"rendered":"MY HUSBAND SENT ME A CAKE TO ANNOUNCE OUR DIVORCE >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2074-819x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-34739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2074-819x1024.png 819w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2074-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2074-768x960.png 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2074.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I was having a normal day at work until I received a delivery of a cake from the bakery where my husband worked. I thought it was such a sweet surprise, so I called my colleagues over to share the cake. The room FELL SILENT when I opened the box. In messy handwriting with chocolate cream, it said, &#8220;I AM DIVORCING YOU,&#8221; and A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST was lying on the icing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone <a><\/a>knew my husband was a baker&#8230; and everyone also knew HE COULDN&#8217;T HAVE KIDS. My ears burned with embarrassment as my colleagues awkwardly left one by one. I stared at the positive test I had thrown in the trash at home that morning, unsure of what to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I arrived home, my husband was pacing the floor, FUMING.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTELL ME THE TEST ISN&#8217;T YOURS!\u201d he demanded without greeting me. I shook my head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt is mine. Look, you have every right to walk away, but there\u2019s one thing you need to know.<img decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t20\/1\/16\/2b07.png\" alt=\"\u2b07\ufe0f\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=34735\">also read&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was having a normal day at work until I received a delivery of a cake from the bakery where my husband worked. I thought it was&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34739,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34738"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48599,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34738\/revisions\/48599"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}