{"id":35531,"date":"2024-11-30T12:24:09","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T12:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35531"},"modified":"2025-02-23T01:47:31","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T01:47:31","slug":"funny-a-monkey-is-sitting-in-a-tree-smoking-a-joint-when-a-lizardwalks-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35531","title":{"rendered":"Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"860\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2321.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2321.png 860w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2321-300x157.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-2321-768x402.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A monkey is relaxing in a tree when a lizard walks by and they strike up a conversation. The monkey invites the lizard to join him, and they chat and laugh together. Eventually, the lizard gets thirsty and goes to drink from the river but accidentally falls in. A crocodile helps him out and asks what happened. The lizard explains his encounter with the monkey, prompting the crocodile to visit the monkey. When the crocodile calls out to the monkey from the ground, the monkey, startled, exclaims, &#8220;OMG!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35528\">ALSO READ&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A monkey is relaxing in a tree when a lizard walks by and they strike up a conversation. The monkey invites the lizard to join him, and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35532,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35531"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48885,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35531\/revisions\/48885"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}