{"id":35758,"date":"2024-12-02T10:15:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-02T10:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35758"},"modified":"2025-02-22T23:36:49","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T23:36:49","slug":"frozen-windows-a-hilarious-misunderstanding-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35758","title":{"rendered":"\u201cFrozen Windows: A Hilarious Misunderstanding >>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"552\" height=\"520\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-49.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35759\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-49.png 552w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-49-300x283.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 552px) 100vw, 552px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning\u2026<\/strong><br>\u201cWindows frozen; won\u2019t open.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband texts back,<br>\u201cPour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Five minutes later wife texts back,<br>\u201cComputer really messed up now.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning\u2026\u201cWindows frozen; won\u2019t open.\u201d Husband texts back,\u201cPour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.\u201d Five minutes later&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35759,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48465,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35758\/revisions\/48465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}