{"id":35912,"date":"2024-12-02T20:35:52","date_gmt":"2024-12-02T20:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35912"},"modified":"2025-02-23T00:11:07","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T00:11:07","slug":"wife-calls-a-husband-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35912","title":{"rendered":"Wife Calls A Husband>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"452\" height=\"563\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-103.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35913\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-103.png 452w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-103-241x300.png 241w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,500.00.\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d ,, W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price\u2026and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d Husband-\u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOnly $60,000\u2026 H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and\u2026I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOnly $450,000 \u2013 a magnificent price\u2026and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOK, sweetie\u2026Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!! I love you!!!\u201d H \u2013 \u201cBye\u2026I love u too\u2026\u201d The man hangs up, closes the phone\u2019s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:\u201cDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=35870\" title=\"\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35913,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35912"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48559,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35912\/revisions\/48559"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}