{"id":36049,"date":"2024-12-04T04:37:59","date_gmt":"2024-12-04T04:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=36049"},"modified":"2025-02-23T00:32:51","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T00:32:51","slug":"a-blind-cowboy-tells-a-blonde-joke-to-a-bar-full-of-blondes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=36049","title":{"rendered":"A Blind Cowboy Tells A Blonde Joke To A Bar Full Of Blondes>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-145.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-36050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-145.png 512w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-145-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201dHey, you wanna hear a blond joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. The bartender is a blond girl who\u2019s holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=36037\" title=\"\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36049"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36049"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48625,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36049\/revisions\/48625"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/36050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}