{"id":36394,"date":"2024-12-06T04:12:16","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T04:12:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=36394"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:51:01","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:51:01","slug":"confession-takes-a-surprising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=36394","title":{"rendered":"Confession Takes a Surprising >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"501\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-253.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-36395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-253.png 501w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-253-235x300.png 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, \u201cI\u2019m pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He asked, \u201cHow did this happen, my child?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, \u201cI think it must be the second coming.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The priest, shocked by this reply, asked,\u201cWhat makes you think it\u2019s the second coming?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She replied, \u201cBecause I swallowed the first one, father.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=36392\" title=\"\">also read&#8230;..<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, \u201cI\u2019m pregnant.\u201d He asked, \u201cHow did this happen, my child?\u201d She said, \u201cI think it must be&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36395,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36394"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49202,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36394\/revisions\/49202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/36395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}