{"id":37219,"date":"2024-12-11T07:32:01","date_gmt":"2024-12-11T07:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37219"},"modified":"2025-02-24T15:51:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T15:51:16","slug":"92-year-old-mans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37219","title":{"rendered":"92-Year-Old Man\u2019s >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"419\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-524.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-524.png 419w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-524-266x300.png 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u2018What\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u2019 Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Yeah, I did once. I got drunk and kissed a parrot. I\u2019m just sitting here wondering if you\u2019re my kid.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37166\" title=\"\">ALSO READ&#8230;..<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49521,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37219\/revisions\/49521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/37220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}