{"id":37585,"date":"2024-12-14T08:04:14","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T08:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37585"},"modified":"2025-02-24T20:10:45","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T20:10:45","slug":"this-blond-waitress-solved-their-argument-in-the-most-unexpected-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37585","title":{"rendered":"This Blond Waitress Solved Their Argument >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-649.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-649.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-649-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-649-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBefore we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She leaned over the counter and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37567\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37586,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37585"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49684,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37585\/revisions\/49684"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/37586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}