{"id":37597,"date":"2024-12-14T08:21:34","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T08:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37597"},"modified":"2025-02-24T20:23:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T20:23:13","slug":"a-husbands-unannounced-dinner-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37597","title":{"rendered":"A Husband\u2019s Unannounced Dinner Surprise >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"501\" height=\"531\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-653.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-653.png 501w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-653-283x300.png 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I\u2019m still in my pajamas and I can\u2019t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: \u201cBecause he\u2019s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37594\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37597"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49689,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37597\/revisions\/49689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}