{"id":37600,"date":"2024-12-14T08:25:35","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T08:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37600"},"modified":"2025-02-24T20:25:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T20:25:06","slug":"a-woman-her-husband-and-the-statue-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37600","title":{"rendered":"A woman, her husband and \u201cthe statue >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"319\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-654.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-654.png 487w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-654-300x197.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as he entered the room. \u2018Oh, it\u2019s a statue,\u2019 she replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.\u2019 No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Here, have this\u2019 he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue. Then he said to the statue: \u2018I stood like that for two days at the Smiths house and nobody offered me anything!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37588\" title=\"\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. \u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37601,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37600"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49690,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37600\/revisions\/49690"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/37601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}