{"id":37622,"date":"2024-12-14T09:23:19","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T09:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37622"},"modified":"2025-02-24T20:32:53","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T20:32:53","slug":"this-guy-dies-and-his-wife-gets-him-cremated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37622","title":{"rendered":"This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-660.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-660.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-660-294x300.png 294w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know that fur coat you promised me ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I bought it with the insurance money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know the new car you promised me ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I bought it with insurance money<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then she whispers :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know that BJob i promised you ? Well here it comes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37585\" title=\"\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37622"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37622"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49696,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37622\/revisions\/49696"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/37623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}