{"id":37863,"date":"2024-12-16T06:07:54","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T06:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37863"},"modified":"2025-02-24T21:11:01","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T21:11:01","slug":"the-best-divorce-letter-ever-this-is-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37863","title":{"rendered":"The Best Divorce Letter Ever! This is Hilarious >>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"758\" height=\"357\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-726.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-726.png 758w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-726-300x141.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 758px) 100vw, 758px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Wife,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years &amp; I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. \u2026 Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &amp; that was the last straw. Last week, you came home &amp; didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &amp; even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, &amp; went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want s3x or anything that connects us as husband &amp; wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your EX-Husband<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. Don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER &amp; I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Ex-Husband,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you &amp; I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is far from what you\u2019ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &amp; gripping. Too bad that doesn\u2019t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &amp; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you &amp; felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &amp; bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Source: awesomequotes4u.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=37856\" title=\"\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wife, I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. 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