{"id":41877,"date":"2025-01-18T21:52:31","date_gmt":"2025-01-18T21:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=41877"},"modified":"2025-02-27T16:06:55","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T16:06:55","slug":"lazy-husband-funny-story-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=41877","title":{"rendered":"LAZY HUSBAN>>>>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"524\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-792.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-41878\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-792.png 524w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-792-291x300.png 291w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 524px) 100vw, 524px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: do I look like a gardener?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: no its not me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: who then!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: our neighbor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: you paid him how much?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=41849\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41878,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41877"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41877"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51632,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41877\/revisions\/51632"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/41878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}