{"id":42213,"date":"2025-01-21T09:49:31","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T09:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42213"},"modified":"2025-02-27T16:53:34","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T16:53:34","slug":"this-guy-dies-and-his-wife-gets-him-cremated-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42213","title":{"rendered":"This guy dies and hi>>>>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-906.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-906.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-906-294x300.png 294w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. And the new car you promised me? Got it with the insurance money too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then she leans in and whispers, \u201cRemember that BJ I promised you? Well, here it comes\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42164\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking: \u201cYou know that fur&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42214,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42213"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51732,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42213\/revisions\/51732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/42214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}