{"id":42695,"date":"2025-01-25T02:35:36","date_gmt":"2025-01-25T02:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42695"},"modified":"2025-02-27T17:53:27","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T17:53:27","slug":"joke-of-the-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42695","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY>>>>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1063.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1063.png 600w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1063-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A child asked his father,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow were people born?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So his father said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAdam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question, and she told him,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The child ran back to his father and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou lied to me!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His father replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, your mom was talking about HER side of the family.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42636\">READ MORE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A child asked his father, \u201cHow were people born?\u201d So his father said, \u201cAdam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42696,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42695"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42695"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51881,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42695\/revisions\/51881"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/42696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}