{"id":42979,"date":"2025-01-27T19:00:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T19:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42979"},"modified":"2025-02-27T18:15:32","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T18:15:32","slug":"funny-dirty-joke-a-farmer-decided-he-wanted-to-go-to-town-and-see-a-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42979","title":{"rendered":"Funny (dirty) Jok>>>>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"585\" height=\"732\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1161.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42980\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1161.png 585w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1161-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As he approached, the ticket agent asked, \u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old farmer said, \u201cThat\u2019s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir,\u201d said the ticket agent. \u201cWe can\u2019t allow animals in the theater.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He sat down next to two old widows named Penny and Marge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMarge,\u201d whispered Penny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d said Marge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI think the guy next to me is a pervert.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat makes you think so?\u201d asked Marge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe undid his pants and he has his thing out,\u201d whispered Penny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEh, don\u2019t worry about it,\u201d said Marge. \u201cAt our age we\u2019ve seen \u2019em all.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI thought so too,\u201d said Penny,\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut this one\u2019s eatin\u2019 my popcorn!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=42973\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As he approached, the ticket agent asked, \u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d The old farmer said, \u201cThat\u2019s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42980,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42979"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42979"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51969,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42979\/revisions\/51969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/42980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}