{"id":43178,"date":"2025-01-29T10:09:36","date_gmt":"2025-01-29T10:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=43178"},"modified":"2025-02-27T19:26:08","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T19:26:08","slug":"a-young-woman-walks-into-a-bar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=43178","title":{"rendered":"A young wom>>>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"470\" height=\"850\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1233.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1233.png 470w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-1233-166x300.png 166w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. \u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d The man says, \u201cWell I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I\u2019m a real cowboy.\u201d The woman says, \u201cWell I think I\u2019m a l<em>*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I\u2019m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I\u2019m a l<\/em>sbian.\u201d The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him, \u201cSir are you a real cowboy?\u201d To that the man replies, \u201cWell I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l\u2019m a I*sbian!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=43164\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. \u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43179,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43178"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43178"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52089,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43178\/revisions\/52089"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/43179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}