{"id":43925,"date":"2025-02-05T12:27:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-05T12:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=43925"},"modified":"2025-02-28T23:03:45","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T23:03:45","slug":"funny-a-man-seventy-years-old-has-never-been-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=43925","title":{"rendered":"Funny: A man s>>>>>>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"549\" height=\"610\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-167.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-167.png 549w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-167-270x300.png 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 549px) 100vw, 549px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A 70-year-old man who had never been married met a 17-year-old girl one day and fell in love at first sight. They got married and went to Florida for their honeymoon. When they returned, a friend asked him how it went. \u201cOh, it was wonderful,\u201d the man replied. \u201cThe sun, the ocean, and we almost made love every night\u2014\u201d His friend interrupted, surprised, \u201cAt your age? How did you manage to almost make love every night?\u201d The man chuckled and explained, \u201cWell, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=43839\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 70-year-old man who had never been married met a 17-year-old girl one day and fell in love at first sight. They got married and went to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43925"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43925"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52670,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43925\/revisions\/52670"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/43926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}