{"id":44889,"date":"2025-02-10T22:45:51","date_gmt":"2025-02-10T22:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=44889"},"modified":"2025-02-11T02:50:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T02:50:33","slug":"a-man-and-a-blonde-meet-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=44889","title":{"rendered":"A Man And A Blonde Meet In >>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"564\" height=\"948\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-390.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-390.png 564w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-390-178x300.png 178w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Where are you heading today?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d says the man, \u201cI\u2019m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The woman angrily gets off the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSperm bank,\u201d she says with her mouth full<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=44712\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where are you heading today?\u201d the man asks. \u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d \u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d \u201cWow,\u201d says&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44890,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44889"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44891,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44889\/revisions\/44891"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/44890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}