{"id":45077,"date":"2025-02-11T13:40:35","date_gmt":"2025-02-11T13:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45077"},"modified":"2025-02-11T13:40:36","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T13:40:36","slug":"the-doctor-told-me-that-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45077","title":{"rendered":"The doctor told me that for>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"818\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-426-818x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45078\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-426-818x1024.png 818w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-426-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-426-768x961.png 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-426.png 860w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 818px) 100vw, 818px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her husband asks, \u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband, \u201cWhat did he say about your forty-five year old ass?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She answered,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, we didn\u2019t discuss you at all.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45050\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, \u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45078,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45077"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45077"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45079,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45077\/revisions\/45079"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/45078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}