{"id":45554,"date":"2025-02-12T13:10:36","date_gmt":"2025-02-12T13:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45554"},"modified":"2025-02-12T13:11:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T13:11:16","slug":"a-newlywed-couple-returned-from-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45554","title":{"rendered":"A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"818\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-465-818x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-465-818x1024.png 818w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-465-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-465-768x962.png 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-465.png 860w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 818px) 100vw, 818px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stuff I\u2019d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Roboto; font-size: 16px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\">You\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home.Please, Mother!\u201d the new bride sobbed over the telephone.<\/span><div class=\"code-block code-block-2\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-position: 0px 0px; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Roboto; white-space-collapse: collapse;\"><div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background: 0px 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;\"><div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background: 0px 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;\"><div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background: 0px 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;\"><div class=\"elementor-widget-container\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background: 0px 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\u201cBut, honey,\u201d the mother countered, \u201cWhat four-letter words?\u201d<\/div><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, mother, they\u2019re too awful! 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