{"id":45881,"date":"2025-02-15T01:28:19","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T01:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45881"},"modified":"2025-02-15T01:28:19","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T01:28:19","slug":"little-johnny-gets-an-f-in-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45881","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny gets an F in math"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"851\" height=\"580\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-509.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45882\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-509.png 851w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-509-300x204.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-509-768x523.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He came home and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d<br>His dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<br>Johnny explained, \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 I said 6.\u201d<br>His dad replied, \u201cThat\u2019s correct.\u201d<br>Johnny continued, \u201cThen she asked, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3?\u2019\u201d<br>His dad shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201d<br>Johnny grinned, \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another joke: A man\u2019s morning habit of loud, smelly farts annoyed his wife. She warned him that one day he\u2019d blow his guts out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One Thanksgiving, she stuffed turkey innards into his underwear while he slept. Later, he ran to the bathroom in horror. When he finally came downstairs, he whispered, \u201cHoney, you were right\u2026 but with Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got them all back in.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45857\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45882,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45883,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45881\/revisions\/45883"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/45882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}