{"id":45917,"date":"2025-02-15T02:27:09","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T02:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45917"},"modified":"2025-02-15T02:27:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T02:27:10","slug":"a-woman-crept-beneath-the-bed-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45917","title":{"rendered":"A woman crept beneath the bed to>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-520.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45918\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-520.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-520-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The following story comes from Reddit and it\u2019s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone\u2026yeah I know, about bloody time, I\u2019m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I love you\u2026can\u2019t wait to see you\u2026we\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re outta bread: be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please SHARE this story with your family and friends on Facebook if you loved this as much as we did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45853\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following story comes from Reddit and it\u2019s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below. A woman, cranky because her&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45918,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45919,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45917\/revisions\/45919"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/45918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}