{"id":45970,"date":"2025-02-15T13:41:04","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T13:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45970"},"modified":"2025-02-15T13:41:05","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T13:41:05","slug":"two-men-were-waiting-at-a-bus-stopand-struck-up-a-conversation-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=45970","title":{"rendered":"Two Men Were Waiting At A Bus Stopand struck up a conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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One of them started complaining about his family problems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After listening for a while, the other man said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou think you have family problems? Let me tell you about mine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then, my dad married my stepdaughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law to her own father-in-law.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But it gets more complicated. My stepmother\u2014who is my stepdaughter\u2014had a son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This boy is my half-brother because he\u2019s my dad\u2019s son, but he\u2019s also my wife\u2019s grandson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That makes me the grandfather of my own half-brother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It didn\u2019t stop there. My wife and I later had a son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So now, the half-sister of my son\u2014my stepmother\u2014is also his grandmother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And my dad, who is his brother-in-law, is the stepbrother of my dad\u2019s wife!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The other man blinked, trying to process everything, before finally fainting from the confusion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But each time he tried, it was occupied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant\u2019s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: \u2018WW\u2019, \u2018WA\u2019, \u2018PP\u2019 and \u2018ATR\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He thought \u201cWow,these gals really have it nice.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha\u201d<\/strong> he thought, \u201cno wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMan, this is great,\u201d<\/strong> he thought as he reach out for the ATR button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The nurse explained,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your pen!s is under your pillow.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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