{"id":47229,"date":"2025-02-19T13:43:37","date_gmt":"2025-02-19T13:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=47229"},"modified":"2025-02-19T13:43:37","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T13:43:37","slug":"an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=47229","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple had just crawled >>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-702.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-47230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-702.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-702-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-702-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAha, 14 to 7!I\u2019m back in the lead! \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTouchdown, tie game again! \u201d Then, with a small squeaker, she added, \u201cField goal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=47218\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":47230,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47231,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47229\/revisions\/47231"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/47230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}