{"id":54842,"date":"2025-03-12T11:23:29","date_gmt":"2025-03-12T11:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=54842"},"modified":"2025-03-12T11:23:29","modified_gmt":"2025-03-12T11:23:29","slug":"when-two-women-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=54842","title":{"rendered":"When Two Women\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"503\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-588.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-54843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-588.png 503w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-588-252x300.png 252w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I thought my husband was cheating, so I decided to surprise him by coming home early to catch him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But when I walked in, he was just sitting alone in the den, watching TV.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>First woman:<\/strong>&nbsp;So, what happened next?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Second woman:<\/strong>&nbsp;Convinced there was another woman hiding somewhere, I tore through the house searching. I checked the attic, the basement, every closet, and even under the beds. I was so determined that I wore myself out, collapsed, and died of a heart attack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>First woman:<\/strong>\u00a0Shame you didn\u2019t think to check the freezer\u2026 we\u2019d both still be here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=54811\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought my husband was cheating, so I decided to surprise him by coming home early to catch him. But when I walked in, he was just&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":54843,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54842"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54844,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54842\/revisions\/54844"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/54843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}