{"id":55025,"date":"2025-03-13T08:03:19","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T08:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55025"},"modified":"2025-03-13T08:03:19","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T08:03:19","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55025","title":{"rendered":"An elderly gentleman>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-634.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-55026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-634.png 660w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-634-300x150.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up.After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou appear to be in good health.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After examining the old man\u2019s elderly wife, the doctor said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEverything appears to be fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYour husband had an unusual concern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having love with you the first time,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>and then cold and chilly after the second time.Do you know why?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh that crazy old bastard, she replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=54787\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up.After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, \u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":55026,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55025"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55027,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55025\/revisions\/55027"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/55026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}