{"id":55245,"date":"2025-03-14T15:37:13","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T15:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55245"},"modified":"2025-03-14T15:37:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T15:37:14","slug":"little-johnnys-savage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55245","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s SAVAGE>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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We are all aware that math can occasionally feel like a foreign language, particularly to young children attempting to understand equations and numbers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s similar to being thrust into a universe where everything appears to be the same but doesn\u2019t quite fit together. However, it appears that our little hero is not only struggling with multiplication but is also finding the hilarious side of math class.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here it is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When a young child gets home from school, he informs his dad,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cToday, I received a F in math.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat happened?\u201d his father responds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, my teacher asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 and I said 6.\u201d the youngster adds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh, that\u2019s right,\u201d the father responds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI know,\u201d says the boy. \u201cWhat is two times three?\u201d she then asked me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat the fuck is the difference?\u201d the father then responds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cThat\u2019s what I said,\u201d the boy replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ADDITIONAL STORY: Do you urinate in bed?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In bed, do you fart?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tell me if this story doesn\u2019t make you cry from laughter, and I\u2019ll say a prayer for you. This is a tale about a couple who had been blissfully married for years. The main source of conflict in their marriage was the husband\u2019s noisy morning farts, which would wake his wife and cause her to gasp for air and cry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She would beg him to stop tearing them off every morning because it was making her ill. He assured her that it was entirely natural and that he couldn\u2019t stop it. She was worried that he would blow his mind one day, so she advised him to see a doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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He kept tearing them out as the years passed. Then, one Christmas morning, while she was cooking the turkey and hubby was asleep upstairs, she glanced at the liver, gizzard, neck, and innards, among other spare parts, and a malevolent notion occurred to her. She took the dish, went upstairs to her husband\u2019s sleeping quarters, and spilled the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts while carefully drawing back the elastic waistband of his underwear and the bed linens. She heard her husband\u2019s customary trumpeting wake him up, followed by a spine-tingling scream and the sound of his hurried footsteps as he dashed into the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The wife rolled on the floor, laughing uncontrollably and with tears in her eyes! She believed that she had gotten him back fairly well after years of torture. Her husband arrived downstairs about twenty minutes later, wearing blood-stained underwear and wearing a horrified expression.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She asked him what was wrong, biting her lip. \u201cHoney, you were right,\u201d he said. You have warned me for years, but I have ignored you. \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d his wife inquired. You always said that I would eventually fart my guts out, and today I did, but only with the help of two fingers and a little Vaseline. I believe I have most of them back in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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